When Hell Freezes Over

Asterix and the Big Fight

1989 · ★ 6.3

Due to an unfortunate accident involving Obelix throwing a menhir, Getafix the druid not only loses his memory, but goes completely mad. Now deprived of the wisdom of their beloved druid and the protection provided by his magic potion, the Armorican village falls prey to a proclaimed soothsayer who comes with ominous predictions and overweening ambitions. It's up to Asterix to keep his villager friends within reason and hopefully get Getafix to remember the magic potion's recipe before the impending Roman attack.

Alraune and the Golem

1919 · ★ 6.5

No synopsis available.

Bloody Date

2012 · ★ 6.2

Your first date becomes your worst nightmare...

The American Venus

1926 · ★ 8

A lost film - Mary Gray, whose father manufactures cold cream, is engaged to sappy Horace Niles, the son of Hugo Niles, the elder Gray's most competitive rival in the cosmetics business. Chip Armstrong, a hot-shot public relations man, quits the employ of Hugo Niles and goes to work for Gray, persuading Mary to enter the Miss America contest at Atlantic City, with the intention of using her to endorse her father's cold cream should she win. Mary breaks her engagement with Horace. When it appears that she will win the contest, Hugo lures her home on the pretext that her father is ill, and she misses the contest. Chip and Mary return to Atlantic City, discovering that the new Miss America has told the world that she owes all her success to Gray's cold cream. On this note, Chip and Mary decide to get married.

The Mistletoe Bough

1904 · ★ 5.5

During a game of hide and seek, a new bride hides in a chest and remains undiscovered until a strange visitation thirty years later.

Weird Science

1985 · ★ 6.5

Two unpopular teenagers, Gary and Wyatt, fail at all attempts to be accepted by their peers. Their desperation to be liked leads them to "create" a woman via their computer. Their living and breathing creation is a gorgeous woman, Lisa, whose purpose is to boost their confidence level by putting them into situations which require Gary and Wyatt to act like men.

Bulletproof Monk

2003 · ★ 5.5

A mysterious and immortal Tibetan kung fu master, who has spent the last 60 years traveling around the world protecting the ancient Scroll of the Ultimate, mentors a selfish street kid in the ancient intricacies of kung fu.

Untitled Kinetoscope Comedy

1895 · ★ 3.4

An 1895 British short black and white silent comedy film featuring two drunken men and a boy squabbling in a small bar.

Shortcomings

2023 · ★ 6.1

When his girlfriend leaves for New York City on a 3-month-long internship, a strongly opinionated Berkeley arthouse movie theater manager begins exploring life as a bachelor.

Heavy Metal

1981 · ★ 6.5

The embodiment of ultimate evil, a glowing orb terrorizes a young girl with bizarre stories of dark fantasy, eroticism and horror.

Something Is Killing the Children

In the sleepy town of Archer’s Peak, children are dying in inexplicable, horrific ways. Those who remain share stories of terrifying creatures that lurk in the shadows, eager to tear children limb from limb. The local authorities refuse to believe these impossible “ghost stories.” Until a mysterious woman who talks to her stuffed octopus arrives in town. Her name is Erica Slaughter and she kills monsters.

L'Âge d'or

1930 · ★ 6.8

The film consists of a series of tightly interlinked vignettes, the most sustained of which details the story of a man and a woman who are passionately in love. Their attempts to consummate their passion are constantly thwarted, by their families, by the Church and bourgeois society in general.